A weird fucking bozo whole likes to default dance watching among us rule 34 and drinking tit milk. Also has a fear of balloons.
by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021
Get the Salemmug. Salem is our god. We pray to the lord Salem. He is a nigger. The most Niggerest of the niggers. He is a famous basketball player. Everyone shouts Salem When he shoots. He is a nigger.
SALEM!!!
by fusa66669 November 30, 2020
Get the Salemmug. 
A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me!
John: You should Salem her.
John: You should Salem her.
by bigmoneysex July 24, 2021
Get the Salemmug. Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.
by bella : ) June 28, 2023
Get the Salemmug. by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021
Get the Salem(The person)mug.