Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.
Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.
Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019
Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
DEER: LOL mate that was a cool party! i feel awesome right now! i wanna go home bye!
MARIJUA: haha yeahhh.. Swing ya!
MARIJUA: haha yeahhh.. Swing ya!
by WWASHERE May 14, 2016
A type of under garment that holds the testicles in a swing like cloth, it is currently only availiable in Europe and will become available in the U.S. in the spring
by Khondaker Sadman July 26, 2008
To swing neck means to suck, a gargantuan dick. So big, you can't do it by simply putting it in your mouth. You have to go to the point to deep throat the colossus and swing your whole neck (and upper body) back and forth to really suck the whole giant
Hey did you hear about how Melissa blew Michael?
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...
Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...
Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!
by Festive Bear July 21, 2017
The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 08, 2005
Person 1: "Have you heard of swing copters?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It is a game made by the flappy bird people."
Person 2: "Fuck me!"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It is a game made by the flappy bird people."
Person 2: "Fuck me!"
by Jag5536 August 31, 2014