stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Stoned Out

When you knock out(fall asleep) from being so stoned. Knocked out from smoking weed.

Look dude, his ass is stoned out!

by Jaysm May 18, 2017

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 May 29, 2018

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

stoned.eagle

The alias of a certified com overlord

stoned.eagle: yo
egirl: i love you stoned

by K9OnTop February 25, 2023

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004