stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms
Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.
by websterremixed March 15, 2005
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Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.
"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"
by LeoMarbson January 31, 2021
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liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.
Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.
by 69Fierri March 09, 2022
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stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.
When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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wanna stretch?

A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
You wanna stretch? You bout to catch these hands. loosen those muscles.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 February 28, 2016
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