play with straws

1. gay kid
2. weird kid
3. has problems
4. retarded

spencer, you play with straws.

by spencer kornspan December 15, 2017

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

Straw Slobbin

Straw Slobbing is when you are drinking with a straw and you put your whole mouth down the straw and suck the drink up the straw all the way to your throat.

Yo guys Calvin's Straw Slobbin his drink to his throat

by Milkman210 November 23, 2018

Vegas Straw

Another way of referencing the penis.

Las Vegas, Nevada is not a dry town, but the locals are always thirsty for married men's Vegas Straws. Prices may vary.

by PrinceShabalabadingdong June 24, 2018

Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022