an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.
"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",
ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.
ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.
ex:
Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.
ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.
ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.
ex:
Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.
by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014
1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
by NICHOLAS JAMES MCEVOY May 11, 2006
by Gdogg7707 April 07, 2019
The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.
The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.
"Honey, I'm really backed up, could you please give me a Naptown Nugget Stir?"
"Hell naw bitch, I don't want yo shit all over my dick!"
"Honey, I'm really backed up, could you please give me a Naptown Nugget Stir?"
"Hell naw bitch, I don't want yo shit all over my dick!"
by Jello Shotz December 05, 2016
Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.
by Rico Suavemoose October 18, 2011
by BAbyDP June 18, 2017