the steam roller

During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing

Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

by JohhnyCash1 November 13, 2007

steam roller

1. an automobile that is overheating to the point where steam is rolling out from under the hood.

Don't take the radiator cap off that steam roller Chevy!

by Zone Ranger February 18, 2008

clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008

Steam Roller

A steam roller is achieved when you lay beside your partner and suddenly pass gas, at which point you quickly proceed to roll over them. The weight of your body during the roll, will cause your partner to clench and hold their breath. By the time you roll off the other side, your partner will gasp violently after holding their breath for so long, by which point your foul gas should be well dispersed in the air. If done correctly, your partner will have inhaled a good amount of your stink and be reeling in horror!

My girl was expecting a dutch oven so i hit her with a steam roller instead. She is no longer my girl....

by Tampa 2 January 5, 2013

Steamrolled

After you take a large hit of marijuana from a steamroller pipe and you can't stop coughing. And therefore that person got steamrolled

"Tim! You just got STEAMROLLED!"

by Patrick Hickory December 9, 2008

Steam Roller

When you and your partner are laying next to each other, and one of you RANDOMLY roll over the other person while slowly saying STEAM ROLLER!

This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.

Man I don't get it..... We were just quietly watching a movie and she Just Randomly starts saying "STEAM ROLLER" and started rolling over me Back and forth! Man I laughed!

Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -

See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!

by YourBRIBRI October 5, 2010