Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010

Gravy steamer

when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.

After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.

by SPY__D April 7, 2011

Mannheim Steamer

sexual position in which she is listening to Mannheim Steamroller on her iPod while you shit in her mouth

Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!

by eddiefiv May 14, 2013

Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.

When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

by Riller78 June 11, 2013

Hungarian steamer

Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.

"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"

"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

Homebase Steamer

To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.

I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!

by howtokrew January 6, 2015

Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.

i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.

by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017