Mannheim Steamer

sexual position in which she is listening to Mannheim Steamroller on her iPod while you shit in her mouth

Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!

by eddiefiv May 14, 2013

Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."

Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?

by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019

Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.

When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

by Riller78 June 11, 2013

Gravy steamer

when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.

After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.

by SPY__D April 7, 2011

Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine

My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer

by Bigchod August 30, 2021

Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010