demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

Starking

verb. to give the V-sign in a Tony Stark style.

This required the index and middle finger to be fully extended, the ring and little finger fully rolled up with the thumb clasped over them. The hand is elevated above head height, and the wrist broken downwards and outwards in the horizontal and vertical planes so that the line of the extended index finger is continuous with the top of the forearm.

'He's starking the crowd!'

by mylife98 July 1, 2012

Starking

In relation to the commercial act, of being bombarded with mailing circulars, with a predisposition of appealing to the consumer, by offering shop by mail credit, via the publication and delivery to your home or email address, which includes products that are offered, that can be engraved or monogrammed..with the particular items being showcased in the mailed out circular or emailed to you, with your family members and friends names as with the present example shown to you, in the junk mail sent out to you as an individual consumer, from info that has derived from adware akin to your use of the internet and social media, by way of either your postal address or email address!

She was really getting tired of all the starking, that was being done through her private postal address, by way of various mail order catalogs and companies! The stark approach was absolutely and utterly annoying and unwarranted!

by wildchildrose1967 November 19, 2014

starving hungry

Fucking gasping for food and would suck off a nonce for a cheeseburger

I feel like a prisoner of war I'm fucking starving hungry

by Passmethecrayonsgutrud February 18, 2018

U got a staring problem bah

a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling

Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah

eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog

eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs

by icantspellyesandisubmitted April 27, 2021

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011