Study Hall stand off

1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.

Damn, Dude, I'm beat. Shelia dropped a Study Hall stand off on me last period. I'm dehydrated.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

Canadian stand-off

A Canadian stand-off is a situation where in which two or more individuals are are tryin to pass each other in a hallway or intersection, and when confronted with the question of who will move first or have the right of way all of the individuals refuse to move saying things such as "no you first." Or "by all means." In this situation every one is too polite for any action to take place.

Tom: you first

Jack: no no by all means you sir
5min later....
Jack: boy that sure was a Canadian stand-off.

by yack juan Carlos horski September 5, 2013

Muslim Stand-off

Similar to a quick draw, but with 2 Muslims. The first one to blow up wins.

"Heading down to the Muslim Stand-off! My money is on Abed!"

by screenhopper23 December 15, 2011

high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.

Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!

by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013

Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.

She seemed very standoffish even when I was up in her face.

by Sam E. Potter April 20, 2008

standoffish

adj., meaning aloof or reserved.

"He is a nice guy but so standoffish, he never talks about himself."

by Vinicius July 26, 2007

Trexican Stand off

Three Way Mexican stand off

Me and my buddies engaged in a Trexican Stand Off

by Jtheslimster January 7, 2015