spam

Something that Canadians can be a jerk to

What Kanadians , Eating spam.

by faze_buttcracks October 12, 2018

Spam

The process of texting, calling,and connecting with someone repeatedly in an attempt to annoy them and/or use their data

Bob; Micheal stop spamming me my data is going to run out
Michael; shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

by Lani_queen00 April 8, 2019

Spam

While playing FIFA, someone repeatedly through balls in hopes of randomly finding an open guy. This is their only form of passing.

Sean is a spammer and has no skill in passing.

Classic Sean, passing to no one hoping to find an open guy.

by adee28 August 1, 2014

spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident

1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer

by Bummy Bummerson December 28, 2005

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010