Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting

if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009

grandpa's old cough syrup

Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.

The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.

You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?

by ztpruit December 14, 2010

Pappy's Old Dress Sock

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.

Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

dead soldier

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage

The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2010

little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010

Tod Soldat

German for Death soldier. Also the name of a troll that is said to have more socks than Carter has liver pills. Known for flame attacks and numerous Facebook accounts. He is also rumored to be a hacker and is known to use numerous distros of Linux, his favorites being Ubuntu and Backtrack 4.

Tod Soldat is always trolling me!

by Gwarior June 5, 2011