sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.

According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.

by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010

Sneeze purgatory

When you feel like you're about to sneeze but it just won't happen

Guy #1: Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Guy #2: Stuck in sneeze purgatory, I see. Inhale through your nose.
Guy #1: (inhales) Ahhh-CHOO!

by hopkings April 24, 2013

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

Anal Sneeze

A breif, violent fart.

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"

by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008

fake sneeze

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

by tiny the loser July 4, 2018

Bitch Sneeze

Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.

It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.

1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.

2) You're such a bitch sneeze.

by hxc_bitch_sneeze March 14, 2011