artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.

Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.

by Schanzer April 24, 2017

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

Anal Sneeze

A breif, violent fart.

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"

by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008

Hershey Sneeze

While having anal sex right at the climax you let out a god awful sneeze and accidently shit out your asshole

I was balls deep in that guys ass last night but then had a hershey sneeze, there was shit everywhere.

by GetMeATissue October 9, 2009

fake sneeze

faking an orgasm

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"

by tiny the loser July 4, 2018