Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.
According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.
by snuggiefortwo December 18, 2010
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artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.
Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.
by Schanzer April 24, 2017
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Sneeze purgatory

When you feel like you're about to sneeze but it just won't happen
Guy #1: Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Guy #2: Stuck in sneeze purgatory, I see. Inhale through your nose.
Guy #1: (inhales) Ahhh-CHOO!
by hopkings April 24, 2013
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sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
by cholo carwash February 04, 2011
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Anal Sneeze

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"
by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008
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fake sneeze

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"
by tiny the loser July 04, 2018
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Hershey Sneeze

While having anal sex right at the climax you let out a god awful sneeze and accidently shit out your asshole
I was balls deep in that guys ass last night but then had a hershey sneeze, there was shit everywhere.
by GetMeATissue October 10, 2009
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