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Vermillion Sneakers

by HomoGayBoy July 27, 2020
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Sneaker Freaker

A person or living thing that regularly looks at sneakers, shoes or clothing for entertainment purposes. Commonly used as an insult
by Big Boy Chungus 1234 March 8, 2020
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sneaker twitter

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn
by @learningszn October 13, 2018
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Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin
by Grantox August 8, 2025
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Sneakeratively

To approach a person or place without being noticed until the last possible second.
"Are you watching"? "Well yea, if I wasn't, I wouldn't have told you about that guy. And he showed up sneakeratively"!
by SageHood928 June 28, 2022
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