Serious Beans

The term used when being totally and utterly serious. Often times seen as srs bns and mistaken for srs bsns (serious business).

Sometimes srs bsns can be mistaken for srs bns when one is quickly and excitedly reading something they find interesting or amusing -- there is a very distinct difference between the two, so try to read carefully. No one wants to upset the serious beaners.

Okay guys, this is serious beans -- Sara Quinn randomly shows up halfway through Kaki King's music video!

by Gingie_Sandie_SrsBns October 6, 2010

Serious

Not comical.

The guy would make a joke every now and then, but was mostly serious by nature. He thought of comedy as something the less serious and more silly folks enjoyed a bit more.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Why so serious?

A famous quote by the Joker from The Dark Knight, the Batman movie starring Christian Bale and the deceased Heath Ledger.

Joker: Why so serious? Hey, would you like to hear how I got these scars?

by Bubba Buckalew August 20, 2008

Billy Ray Serious

The act of being totally serious.
The max seriousness.

Girl:I am so serious right now.
Boy: How serious?
Girl: IM BILLY RAY SERIOUS.
Boy: oh my... i didn't know you were that serious, I'm sorry.

by abillyrayseriousperson. July 12, 2010

sneeriously

When you're trying to really convince someone of some piece of possible bullshit you're trying to feed them.

"Sneeriously man, I didn't mean to fuck your sister."

by sincarnato August 27, 2008

faux serious

not serious
opposite of fo serious

1: I'm gay.
2: are you serious?
1: yea I'm faux serious.

by Pete Larson February 2, 2008

Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.

Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious

by Lee Reid September 24, 2010