Sector 8

A segment of the Universe. Located between Undiscovered Worlds and Tittleman's Crest. Considered by some to be the middle finger of the Universe.

You know the universe is a little bit like the human hand. For example you have Grauman's Center right here, and then you have Undiscovered Worlds, and uh, um, Sector 8, and up here, it's the, uh, Tittleman's Crest.

by Stiverton December 18, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Secondofly

Used instead of the word secondly when begining the second point of an argument as seen on the TV show Arrested Development. It's especially useful when more syllables are required for correct timing in a joke.

Tobias: And secondofly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot--your wife is dead... I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do appologize profusely. I'm... uh....

by TheAtomicOption October 3, 2007

civilian national security force

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

by Barry Shite January 27, 2014

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Second Life

A game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.

With Second Life, nerds everywhere that are deprived of sex in their 1st life can have virtual sex in their Second Life. Woo!

by Kaptain Kangeroo April 30, 2009