scutchie

Refer to Irish nacker, knacker, scobe, scumbag. Scutchie is a definition for a particularly destitute looking scobe.

There were two scutchie nacks sitting in a garden, one had managed to shit himself.

by cko October 21, 2003

The Gentleman's Cut

Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.

Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.

*Gets out clippers

by PoltRon June 2, 2014

scuttlebuttscorner

-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..

"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"

by Shawnio November 25, 2013

the scuts

the shits, diarrhoea, pooing a lot

aw crap im in bits, after all that guinness last night i have a touch of the scuts today.

by womoma April 17, 2005

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

scuttlebutt

Drinking fountain

So i'm goin to fill up my canteen over at the scuttlebutt.

by Jessica September 18, 2003

Scuts

A slang word for food.

That was prime scuts!

by Philgull October 6, 2008