scelfo

someone who always fights for what they believe in and never gives up.

wow now that kid is a real scelfo, its the ninth ining and where down by 5 runs, but yet he still thinks we can come back.

by black mamboo August 8, 2008

spilf

Acronym for Stupid Person I Like (to) Fuck.

Britney Spears is so dumb. But so fucking hot! What a spilf! *drools, and boner comes*

by jessica simpson is a spilf October 5, 2009

SMILF

SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.

"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"

by Froshy February 4, 2010

Silf

Sister or Sister in-law I'd like to fuck

Hey Brandt, your Sisterin-law is a SILF!

by Achilles2009 April 16, 2009

silf

Skull I'd like to fuck

Paris Hilton is such a SILF!

by persnickety twit January 14, 2005

scifag

Reference to scientologists.

scifag: "Anonymous" has publicly proclaimed its guiding materials to be the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf. Quite obviously, this group is not just anti-Scientology, it is anti-freedom of religion, anti-free speech and anti-American.
(actual quote from http://tinyurl.com/2kzf3h )
Speaks for itself.

by PiCroft January 11, 2009

Smilf

Much like milf, its smilf.

Step
Mum/Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf

by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010