Pursuit and Root is when you’re about to abort mission (stop msging a girl you fancy) but then decide to pursuit that ass and root her.
I think I’m gonna pursuit and root this chick, I was thinking of aborting mission but I’ll pursuit and root that.
by gackedelmo June 18, 2019

Dad: I met your Mother in Venice...
Son: (please don't say in the Root Canal!)
Dad: ..in an area called the Root Canal
Son: aaaahhhhhh faaarrrrrkkkk
Son: (please don't say in the Root Canal!)
Dad: ..in an area called the Root Canal
Son: aaaahhhhhh faaarrrrrkkkk
by Demi Wit October 20, 2006

Noun, Mega Slut has the look,will and ability to sleep around with anything not nailed down. or a really Horny female.
by David Clarke February 1, 2005

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”
by mcdisease September 7, 2007

by bearyD June 5, 2003

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.
"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"
"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."
"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."
by thetrain November 10, 2006

What a sports fan does when their two most hated rivals face each other, especially in a championship match. Since rooting for either team would be sacrosanct, the only possible positive outcome would be for a meteor to land and simultaneously obliterate both rivals.
Mets fan, 2009
Yankees fan, 1986
Fan 1: "I'm not even watching the World Series this year. You?"
Fan 2: "Yeah, I'll be watching. I'm rooting for the meteor."
Yankees fan, 1986
Fan 1: "I'm not even watching the World Series this year. You?"
Fan 2: "Yeah, I'll be watching. I'm rooting for the meteor."
by tofoomeister October 27, 2009
