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Romanian

A human with special ability to rob of your items at the speed of light.
Person 1: I dropped my wallet, hold on, wait where the fuck did it go?

Person 2: We are in Romania, a Romanian took it

Person 1: That fast? I didn't even see anyone what the fuck
by I hate pee March 17, 2023
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Romanian piledriver

When a girl lays face down with her ass in the air,cheeks spread, and a guy jumps off the top ropes into her ass
“Did you see Cyrstals ass. It looks like it would handle a Romanian Piledriver.”
by Joe the one August 25, 2020
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Romanian Buffalo

A Romanian Buffalo is when your S/o is dry, not showing their face, or just overall has a bad attitude or is being rude.
A Romanian buffalo is snapping back and forth just showing the wall, or short rude answers.
by Mr.RudeDude December 2, 2022
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Romanian Hotel

A housing tactic used by cheap travelers looking to avoid costly hotel rates by convincing a local to “take them home” for the night in order to secure a comfortable night stay.
I’m traveling on a budget, hoping to find some Romanian Hotels throughout the trip.
The Romanian Hotel I was at last night had the cutest dog!
by Cheekclopper October 20, 2023
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Romanian Bicycle

When two different males place their erect penises in another males gaged ears
Hey! I heard Skylar had a Romanian Bicycle ran on him!
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.
First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."
by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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