Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

roostered

To reach one of the highest states of intoxication. It is beyond being wasted.

"What the hell happened last night? Everyone was so roostered no one remembers a thing"

"I'm gettin ROOSTERED!"

by Browndoza April 6, 2008

roasted

when you getblazedon or talked about badly

yo hair so nappy it looks like taco meat

by mbee October 1, 2004

rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)

Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws

by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009

Roosterlings

Rooster babies

I asked for Roosterlings...this is a chicken...

by Bumblebearest March 18, 2011