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Saturday Detention

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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Detention

A punishment used in school in which a student is required to show up before or after school or to stay in during recess or lunch. Detention may occur in a detention hall, on the wall, or in a classroom. As a result of receiving detention students are stripped of their undergarments and are not allowed to wear them again. As a result of detention, students are required to go commando as a sign of their punishment.
The students had detention now they do not are required to go commando.
by detention0311 October 21, 2010
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walmart rejection

when you go around walmart putting things in you cart and when you go to check out. When the cashier rings everything up and tells you how much everything will be just shrug your shoulders and say "rejected bitch" then run off.
today i performed a walmart rejection.
by Shawk February 1, 2007
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rejection

The only way to fix this - is ice - cream. This usually happens when someone asks someone else if they like them or want to date them.
Guy 1: I'm going to ask her out
Guy 2: Go ahead, but I think there will be a lot of rejection coming your way
Guy 1: Will you go out with me
Girl: No
by ausgirl#13 November 14, 2019
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Rejection

(n); an automated email characterized primarily by it's poor grammatical structure which is sent by urbandictionary.com to the submitter of a definition that has not been deemed quite asinine enough to be posted on the site by the astute and well educated editors. See also: my inbox in about an hour.
"I've submitted a couple of garbage definitions to UD, but I just can't produce something shitty enough to be posted so I get a rejection notice.

"My ego is bruised just as much when my rejection is due to over-qualification."
by The Typographile September 2, 2013
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Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years
Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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anal retentive

An individual who is tightly constricted in the asshole for some reason and is not afraid to show the world it; Is also completely concerned with detail to levels here to fore seen only in Nazi Germany: A basically utight, overwrought control freak. Usually Repressed to the Nth Degree.
by J. Michael REiter July 5, 2003
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