surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008

cd repoman

someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's

I'm so glad that i called the CD repoman because he got my cd's back

by nick June 18, 2005

Recombobulate

Word used as a smartass filler when people are deliberately trying to get information out of you.

Person1: I want to know how to fix this transformer NOW! Are you a professional or not?
Person2: Well, if you check the circuit near the 2nd output you could see that the problem starts from here, now if you could just calculate the voltage coming from this end and place a resistor on both of these ends while blocking the nor gate from here all you have to do from there is recombobulate the whatchamacallit and it'll work just as intended.
Person1: ...Fuck you.

by Devawr April 3, 2011

New Jersey Reload

A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.

The shoot out was so bad that chuck duece had to pull a New Jersey Reload to keep fighting.

by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010

reload

the act of takin a pinch of tabacco..dippin it..takin it out for some reason..(not throwin it out)..but instead saving it for later and put it back in your lip.

hey kenny can i get a pinch of your snuff???
-idk if you want to bro i threw a reload in there

hey its time to eat
-i just put a dip in tho
well shit reload that bitch when u get done eating.

by christo23 May 30, 2009

recomigo

friend from whom you seek recommendations

Tim Jones is a good music recomigo of mine.

by essayemm August 18, 2008

Recommatage

A tendency of an employer to tell an employee that they support employee career development and new opportunities, while giving bad recommendations whenever a new opportunity arises, whether inside or outside of the organization. The reasons may range from the employee reportedly being too valuable to lose; i.e., the employee is doing a job nobody else wants to do, or the employee has technical skill nobody else possesses, to the employer wanting to punish the employee by keeping them at the job, to needing the employee to meet some kind of policy requirement.

When Paula found out she'd been turned down for another position, she realized she'd been a recommatage victim for years just so her boss could meet his office's minority quota.

by Born From Jots September 15, 2009