religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.

Did you know that Werley Nortreus wrote The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

Religiously aligned sexual preference

Aka. R.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Janice is a devout Catholic and she is only sexually attracted to people who also actively practice Catholicism. She has a religiously aligned sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 5, 2021

Religious abuse

A person who intentionally hurts someone by mocking bullying or criticising about there religion

E.g mocking someone and making inappropriately comments about ones beneaths religion deliberately doing something sinful in there property or making fun or treating someone unfairly due to there religion

Religious abuse

by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Religious Player

A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.

Patrick is a religious player.

Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.

I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.

by Nutler December 26, 2019

Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.

The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved

by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019