The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.
by pikaleea August 20, 2004
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by bananasarewonderful April 16, 2006
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by hoodyboi October 20, 2021
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by Unrulyboss69 December 12, 2016
Get the reeyad mug.The prettiest person you will ever meet in your entire life. She will never fail to make you laugh and she is one of the most genuine people. Sometimes, she may be confused on how to show she cares about others, but if you just wait a little longer , she’ll show you how much she cherishes the friendship. She is not always straightforward, and sometimes she can be a bit shy. She has blond hair , blue eyes and she is average height. Not too small, but not super tall. She knows how to have a good time and although not many boys like her , they will soon! She is one of the best friends you will ever have, but she can be kind of a bitch sometimes. She doesn’t always know what she has till it’s long gone and she is not athleTic:(
by helpingwithyoslang November 20, 2018
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by TrippleZero April 30, 2005
Get the Keanu Reeves mug.Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
by bob landry July 24, 2008
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