the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
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Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
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One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.
First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.
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One that is known as Simon.
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One that is known as Simon.
by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005
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Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.
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This can become incredibly annoying.
This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."
Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."
Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."
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Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"
Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."
Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."
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