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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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safety razor

A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.

Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
by RazorRick November 5, 2022
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straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"
Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!
by Taichi March 25, 2005
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razor balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls
by razor balls May 23, 2005
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eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.
Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"
by holehunting February 15, 2010
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Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.
"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."
by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006
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Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.
Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.
by Razor Smile July 17, 2009
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