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worthless response

I’m going to introduce you to the Maestro of the Metropolitan Opera!!!

Worthless Response: Lol
by MGGY February 18, 2018
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Grundy response

A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.

The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)
At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:

Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response

At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.
by slackjawedfrigate April 24, 2013
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responsible AI

Putting the guardrails around our newly enlightened chatbots so they don't kill us.
My company is committed to responsible ai, we feel all other forms are irresponsible, irregardless of the origin.
by jmacofearth December 1, 2023
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Personal Responsibility

A principle that the left utterly despises
The average leftist does not like Personal Responsibility because it forces them to get a job and not live off my tax dollars.
by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023
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Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne
by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019
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*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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The Ultimate Response

When you make a response that is so ultimate that it is The Ultimate Response.
"Ha ha! Take that fellow netizen! I just double comboed you with my epic super ultimate response! I call it, The Ultimate Response!"
by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024
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