Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger August 3, 2022

Vladimir Putin

That jerk who lost to Ukraine and lied to his whole country.

Grand kid: So, remember ww3? What was it about?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?

by yer ma2 March 3, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Synonym : Manchild with weapons

Vladimir Putins are dangerous and can throw their tantrums anywhen with weapons.

by Shiine-1 February 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

BREAKING NEWS
Vladimir Putin has been elected as the president of the USA.

by extremely loud children May 9, 2018

Vladimir putin

A hoe that can’t take peace

Omg guys it’s Vladimir putin yeah that hoe

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Vladimir Putin

ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!

person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 31, 2023