peter puffin' pooper pounder

A man who not only administers fellatio to another man, but also pushes his poop by means of anal buggery.

Uncreative chav: "Yer a fookin' homo!"

Down muthafucka: "Can it, ya peter puffin' pooper pounder!"

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

quarter pounder

A reasonable large African-American man's piece of meat. a BBC.

Usually served with dick cheese.

white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.

by dildo777 March 25, 2022

Two-Hundred Pounder

Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.

(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”

by Terrence Barnsworth December 9, 2008

Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.

1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

C.C.H. Pounder

C.C.H. (Cold Crusty Heal Pounder) - In order to capture the esscence of the ol' C.C.H., one must hang out in an unfinished basement for 2 hours. This gives the bare feet a chance to cool down, catch some must. Once fertile, the heel is prepped and ready to go. Retrieve a nude female specimine as she will now experience Jesus in the form of a heel. Begin by slowly inserting your big tow... Graceyfully slide the remainder of your foot into the vagina. Once you get heel deep you know she's ready for "heel palpatations." Rapidly shake your foot within the vagina until it's bloody. Soon she will understand...

"Mom, I'll be home at 11:00pm after I give Solomon a C.C.H. Pounder."

by Wand Holder 094 June 29, 2009

Ball Pounder

When you pay money to go see a movie at the theater and the movie sucks so bad you would rather have your balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer than to see the movie again.

Bob: Hey! Did you see that movie with Jennifer Lopez?
Harry: Yeah, it was a ball pounder.

by Little Jimmy Proctor October 10, 2005

pounder

Yes, this term is car business slang for large profit on a deal. However, it is more specific to the amount in thousands is equal to the "weight in pounds". Thus, if the salesperson made a $2,000 profit it would be a "2 pounder".

Dude, we were six grand back of book in that car and I only made a 2 pounder!!!

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007