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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.
The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!
by Mary March 1, 2004
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fellatio pasta

A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.
Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!
by will zhang April 4, 2008
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United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.
by Leen2223 June 16, 2016
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pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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pastatute

A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
by Qorn36 July 30, 2010
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pastarru

"I love Pastarru's work!"
by Rollimere January 29, 2018
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