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Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
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You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.
Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."
by Lost Key October 17, 2018
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Fucked up like a bologny poptart

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.
Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!
by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022
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poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
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cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
by assgiggles December 10, 2011
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Poptart

A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !
by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018
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