When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
Get the Chinging Urban Poptartmug. Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."
by Lost Key October 17, 2018
Get the You Look like a Dirty Poptartmug. " I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"
"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
Get the Fucked up like a bologny poptartmug. by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020
Get the Poptartmug. The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013
Get the poptart vipmug. A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017
Get the Poptartmug. So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....
Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel
by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019
Get the POPTARTSmug.