Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =

by Gabirsten March 11, 2008

You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

by Lost Key October 17, 2018

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020

poptart

1. somebody who plays hard but is soft on the inside

2. a nigga who got sugar in his tank
3. someone who be poppin it knowing they don’t be onnat timing frl

“that bitch is a poptart, she did all that talking just turn down a fade”

by KonfidenceK March 6, 2023

Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.

Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!

by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013