Poop

A substance excreted from the gastro-intestinal tract through the buttox. This deposited waste has no protiens or any other nutrients. This waste has no potential value as a food.

Chris: I had to "Poop" today.
Christian: Can i have some?
Chris: Sure, let me get it out of my colon!
Christian: How much is it?
Chris: $25 Billion
Christian: Here,I'll pay in cash... right... here. Uh.

by MasterCrusaderX November 09, 2003

Poop

People Eat Our Patties

According to Episode 32 of SpongeBob Square Pants Poop is known as People Eat Our Patties in the Krusty Krab Commercial

by gunit996 April 19, 2009

Poop

Brown Yicky Stuff

well my breath smells alot like poop

by marky poo October 24, 2003

poops

The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.

"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."

by Billy Trujillo November 05, 2003

poop

comes from your butt

shitty poop

by master of da poop September 25, 2011

poop

Poop is stuff you make come out of your butt. Also, tired.

Billy pooped on the floor!
Man, am I pooped from the dance.

by nickybob May 22, 2005

Poop-on

The act of browsing Facebook or groupon while pooping.

Sorry I didn't text you back, I was getting my poop-on.

by Sanjauntenejo January 07, 2013