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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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Poontang

Female Genitalia, Pussy, Muff, What ya mum has that i like to fuck.
1) I'm gonna fuck ya mum's poontang tonight...BITCH.
2)I licked that poontang until it was raw.
by Mr. Issac Dick December 18, 2003
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poontang

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.
by Bokeembeslick January 17, 2005
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Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.
Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.
by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008
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Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.
The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.
by frankenpimp May 18, 2004
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poontang

the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent
the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- carl spackler
by mr varner May 3, 2004
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poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.
Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.
by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003
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