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Pounding Assgasm 

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.
Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.
Pounding Assgasm by BClover October 9, 2007
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Pounding Salt 

When you are a loser virgin and can't get any vag, When you don't go out because you would rather sit in your bed and watch t.v., when you go home early (without anyone) because you're too drunk to do anything that adds to the table, When you go to red lobster and get lobster with extra butter but you wake up and you were actually just laying on your bed naked. When you take a girl all the way to her house and she doesn't let you have sex in her, when you try talking to someone but you realize they are just nodding and laughing at you because they hate you, or you play golf.
Dad: Hey wanna go out tonight and grab a few beers?

Brotein: Woah, a few beers? I only need one.

Dad: Oh yeah I forgot that you pound salt.

Tommy: Hey I woke up naked on my bed this morning with no girl...

Ricky Martin: Hah, yeah check this picture out of your lobster balls... You pound salt, wanna get a burrito?

Kevin: Hey Box, wanna put it in the air?

Jesse: Nah, I am a bitch

Kevin: Salty McSalt Pounder with a side of pounding salt

Jesse: Giggity
Pounding Salt by StayatHomeDad December 1, 2010
The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus
Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."
Ponging by DarkKnight11099 February 16, 2017

ground-pounding 

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
ground-pounding by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017

pounding 

An action to as when someone is doing that verb in presence or past.
"Grayson Dolan was pounding the shit out of me last night" or "I am pounding Nicole! Go away!'
pounding by Nicole Furnari June 12, 2019

pounding 

Hawaiian pidgin adjective; refering to large waves.
Ho Bra, we just wen get back from Ali'i's; da waves wuz fucking pounding.
pounding by Braddah Matt June 9, 2005