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Police

aka 12 aka pigs aka popo

shitheads who think they r above the law just because they work for it.
person 1: shit dude its the police
person 2: TWEALVE

*everybody scatters*
by em._sleeze December 3, 2023
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I hate minorsoh wait the police exists
by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024
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Police

They're dimwits. Students from high school who were poor academics, went on to college undecided and lazily chose criminal justice to graduate on time. Sociopathic behavior, self righteous, and all too easily brainwashed.

They are chasing their own tails cause they don't truly know theirnleaders are the true sources of evil. They chase criminals because they are criminally minded themselves. They are envious that criminals get away with crimes, meaning they wish deep down they could get away with criminal acts, which is why they do. Eventually become criminals themselves.

They are drenched in dark energies all day. They are losers who upon joining a gang, feel loved and accepted. Their weapon, badges, uniform, give them an ego boost. They see themselves as demigods whereas in life, they are simply losers. So they join a gang to feel power over another being. It satisfies them.

They do good cause that's their job, not cause they're any good themselves. No gos annointed them as more upright or righteous than another person. The laws they uphold are written by a bunch of criminals themselves.

They won't admit to this because they haven't dissected themselves this psychologically deep.
Police are brainwashed, they can't think for themselves because they have already given their minds over to be governed. If they were true truthseekers they'd be deep into alternative critical thinking theories.
by TruuthBurke June 18, 2025
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Police hole

the holes in highway medians or by the side of the road where police hide so they can catch you for speeding

also very good and illegal places to make u-turns on the highway
Person 1: All right, take this next exit and we'll get back on the highway going south.
Person 2: Or, I could just look for a police hole!

Person 1: Slow down, the speed limit's only 45 here.
Person 2: There aren't any police...Oh, shoot, there's one in that police hole...
by ladyrainicorn June 29, 2010
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Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.
Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.
by Xeon06 January 25, 2015
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Police Call

Police Call: the act of getting United States Marines from the ranks of E-3 and below, in a straight line, from which they walk together and pick up every little fucking piece of trash on the ground, even gum and used dip tabacco.
Police Call: picking up trash, throwing away garbage, pick that shit up, I don't give a fuck what it is, get on line bitches, pick shit up faggots, derogatory words towards all marines E3 and below used to entice a clean up of a specific area, whether it be outside terrain, or inside buildings. If it doesn't grow it goes.
by Terminal Lance Corporal September 25, 2011
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