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Poast

A written post, reply, screed etc. that is so blah or weak that one can be ironically accused of poasting. Often on non leftie, high IQ boards where fellow travelers are checked with the insinuation, often in a humorous way.. " Stawp Poasting" or if a complete spaz or woke lib ..."really stop poasting" mean you should give up and probably stop writing altogether.

Has taken on a general writing connotation in regards to twitter, message boards, 4chan. Was big on former site mpcdot .
by Oberst June 8, 2022
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Podcast

"Two dudes shittin' 'round"
- Will Sasso
Do you wanna do my podcast?
by Tacticool August 9, 2022
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Podcast

A special breed of furry. Usually walks around talking about penis over the speaker on his phone. Usually found staring at plumbers cracks while he thinks of ways to fill them.
A podcast was about to mount that plumber
by Shortskirtflirt August 24, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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Podcasted

Murdered. Killed. Neutralized. Destined to have the end of your story told on a true crime podcast or documentary.
Lock the doors so we don't end up on some true crime podcast. I'm not in the mood to be podcasted.
by Scribe Scrub November 21, 2022
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