Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

poker face

an expressionless face(becuase people keep thier faces expressionless during a game of poker)

Why does he always have a poker face all the time?

by Light Joker June 21, 2005

pomeroy

the act of getting arrested while at a beach. Alcohol is usually involved.

We totally got pomeroyed at the condo last weekend.

by marcy h. pomperoy October 29, 2007

Poern

Porn poetry.

A poem which has very erotic context. Is used for masturbation by intelligent people.

Teacher: Have you ever published something?
Girl: Poern

by sladkgjnSKJN May 26, 2014

Pokerus

A horrible disease in the Pokemon games, probably the only cool sickness ever. Pokerus spreads incredibly easy and fast and it can go from one Pokemon to all Pokemon in your party. Also makes them twice as strong.

Pokerus is the best contagious illness ever!
Man, I wish my Squirtle was sick. It's acting like a bastard.
Why isn't there a Humanrus?

by Raddy-C October 30, 2009

Pokerstars

A place associated with bad beats in poker. A pokerstars may be rigged, but most likely is not. A typical situation at a pokerstars will occur when you are tricked into playing hands where you have a huge advantage, but doing so will simply increase the pot, thereby increasing the rake the pokerstars will take in as profit. You will lose most of the good hands you play. A pokerstars will allow you to make a few final tables in big tournaments, and then give you bad beats so you don't make at least a dozen more final tables that you deserve to have made. A good site overall, but the stress a pokerstars will cause you is outrageous.

Person #1: I was playing poker last night and I went allin on a flop of AK5 with my pocket 5's, and someone called with 910! Turn was a J, river a Q and I lost! Someone else in the hand even had pocket queens, and a fourth person even had AK!
Person #2: What a pokerstars hand!

by I want my money July 11, 2004

poper

a person who is crazy, stoner, funny or your good friend.

1.your a crazy poper (british accent)
2. i live on POPPER STREET ( british accent)
3. i like you, my good poper!

by quicey... April 15, 2003