Platonic friendship

Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.

She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.

by StarChaser2637 July 25, 2016

Plutonic

A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.

We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.

by ntsci September 17, 2012

Pleon

the steggiest junior sailing yacht club in the fucking world. has bred a bunch of olympic sailors. next to the eastern yacht club in marblehead mass.

sailing is taken seriously... partying is taken even more serious.
no adults are aloud, so the kids who are the sailors run shit.
we shit on manchester sailing and occasionally shit on the rest of the country, and even more, a couple kids shit on the rest of the world.

Bro 1: Dude lets go steg out on the back of a rib at pleon.
Bro 2. Word man. we can backseat on the stern and watch the Boston College kids sail around.
Bro 1: Alright word.

by mr flagellaman November 30, 2010

Pluton

The queerest person in an IRC channel.

Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.

by FishBulb June 11, 2004

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence

Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.

Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p

by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 17, 2021