Planking

ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.

"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked

by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025