by TurtleNector July 7, 2023
Get the pimple friend mug.An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.
Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.
I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?
I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?
by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025
Get the Pimple Patch Princess mug.The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024
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Get the pimple mug.Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022
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