pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

Pet Wussy

Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy

“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”

by Osakinator July 9, 2022

pet rat

"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.

My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!

by Victor Nikiforov December 3, 2016

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

Teacher's pet

Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher

I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet

by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020