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buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.
Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.
by kernelab January 15, 2016
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Peak performance

Peak performance is, the peak of some performance, but not. Is is the exact opposite of good skill. Often used in memes when addresing to same tragic and noob gameplay. But can be used in everyday life, when some performance or activity is very BAD.
1. I cannot get any scoreWe are so horrible in this game. What a peak performance my man. I should quit palying.

2. Mate, do you see that kneegrow, he is fucking bad. I can't get enough of this peak performance. How could be someone this bad?
by (Kgrow)DeadlyPants December 8, 2021
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perforationizzle

the way a pizza hut employee perforates their thin dough bases. this technique originated in Forest Lake of QLD, Australia in the year 2007. the end result is a fresh, well rounded pizza with airbubbles the size of your 8pak o' wings
dough guy: maaaaaaaaan these thins are takin fo ever ill just half perforationizzle these bitchez >_>
cut\box biches: omgawd this pizza is like perforationizzled...... ohwell, im not eating it *hehe*
by brad March 15, 2007
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Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.
"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."
by schmowzow January 20, 2020
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rc performance

A tight shop on the far south side of chitown that got all the G body stuff.
Yo, I went to dem boyz at RC Performance and got my Cutty hooked up.
by SSon2s February 13, 2008
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pertort

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.
When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."
by Scott Farley July 30, 2008
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popee the performer

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by moth.teeeth September 1, 2021
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