Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

by zacon November 30, 2003

pepsi can

some one with a real thick dick.

wow did u see yonathans pepsi can?! sheeeeeeiiiiit....

by yushun August 4, 2011

pepsi pants

pajama bottoms purchased from wal-mart by your mother because you work at pepsi.

mark has to stop at the gas station for pepto-bismol and paper towels since he is always using the bathroom in his pepsi pants.

by PepsiPants June 10, 2010

Bum Pepsi

The worst kind of liquid diahorrea

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall

Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress

I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi

That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin

by Aaronldn June 17, 2016

g pepsi

The feeling of having an enormous butt shoved down your urethra, and then defecating, resulting in a painful, burning sensation. Symptoms involve two large bulges in the shaft of the penis, and a brown slime seeping out of the penis hole.

Friend: Dude! You've got a huge penis and brown dick sludge is dripping everywhere!
You: Yeah man, I've got g pepsi. It hurts :(

by Inspector Penis November 30, 2013

Pepsi Blue

Pepsi Blue is an art. It takes power to create something so great and powerful. Pepsi Blue is pure and perfect, having only 1 fault...that it no longer exists. It is imaginative; it is beautiful. It exists for the sole reason of pleasing anyone who drinks it.

If i ever meet someone who disses Pepsi Blue, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of them.

by Phil the Slipknot Fan April 16, 2004

can of pepsi

The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.

"I am big like can of pepsi"

by emtarkanderundergunderson July 28, 2003