hispanic penis

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).

Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

by Jacklyn Duncan June 12, 2018

Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

Penis Power

When a man(no matter the size of the penis) fucks a women so good that it leaves her with the desire to want more. Therefore she will be loyal to the man with Penis Power and always want more intercourse with him

Dan:Bro Linda is still screwin Ed

Dilly:I know it’s because Ed has that Penis Power
Dan:WOW I want Penis Power

by TedGundy October 29, 2019

Penis Man

The “Penis Man” (sometimes stylized “Penisman,”) is notorious graffiti artist in Arizona. The term penisman can be used to refer to a mass vandal who tags public property.

”But containing the spirit of Penis Man will be much harder than anyone would have expected.”

- Daily News

by ManguyManguyguyguy May 8, 2020

penis-kun

Dicks are so cute omg( • ω • ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

Person 1: Penis-kun is happy to see me!!

Person 2: Bro is everything alright?

by TopZite April 9, 2021