When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
Get the There's pee-pee on the floormug. by tankyard January 17, 2010
Get the Pee-pee pocketmug. 1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.
by Farquadicus May 26, 2015
Get the Pee Pee Bruisermug. by Johanon The Bad December 11, 2019
Get the Pee Pee Islandmug. uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
Get the pee-pee weinermug. Very wet green beans.
by Hewwo who's thewe July 29, 2017
Get the pee pee beansmug. by Taylor Greene October 28, 2018
Get the Pee pee stickmug.