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parking lot shot

A shot that is taken in the parking lot of a a package store, normally a nip. Exclusively for people who can’t wait to start raging.
There goes Chris again, taking his parking lot shot.
by Cjb486 July 16, 2019
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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
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Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017
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Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.
Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.
by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011
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Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.
If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.
by spedudomid October 7, 2023
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