Parous Introitus

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.

1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Parog

An Internet Mystery, Noone knows what it means but it is there.. Lurking in the shadows

DID YOU SEE THAT 80 MAGE HE WAS SO PAROG

by MaxiPads April 7, 2009

Paro

When you constantly think about a person throughout your day with no control .
When it's just a person clouding you thoughts . In a good way .

I've been having the paro about Michelle lately and I have no reason why.

by Davvey July 2, 2018

Parousia

A pretty, naughty girl who loves stealing food from people

Person 1: Where’s Parousia?
Person 2: Over there, stealing food as usual.

by theultimatemeep February 8, 2020

The Padro

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities [e-mail]

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

by MorganFreeman7284 October 4, 2018

Tira Paro

Spanish slang for “shoot me a favor” or “hook it up”

Tira paro guey!
(Hook it up dude)

by Coco Kolombia December 15, 2020

parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.

Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.

by METALHEAD74 August 15, 2006