existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

Pain series

Perfect material for masturbation. Also, the final boss of the internet. Easily found on Encyclopedia dramatica. From me and my friends personal experience, this collage contains tubgirl, several variations on goatse, harlequin fetus, several pictures of what looked like severe cases of herpes, a girl shitting into someone elses mouth, what looked like a man throwing up a large ammount of blood and several hentai fetishes. There could be more, but we couldn't stand to look at it any longer to scroll down through it. Not for the faint-hearted, not for those who are inexperienced with the true horrors of the internet. Used by the US government to torture war prisoners. Lol.

Practice with meatspin and lemonparty, work your way up to ogrish and 2girls1cup, get a taste for goatse and tubgirl, and then you MAY be ready.

If you can masturbate to the pain series, you are a god. Also, you deserve to die.

by REGGA April 22, 2008

T-Pain

most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..

Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!

by payum zaerzadeh December 6, 2007

paging Dr Freud

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."

by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Pain

When you listen to that song by Aqua called Barbie Girl

Person 1: Oh, I'm in so much pain!!
Person 2: I see you're listening to Barbie Girl again.

by bootyyyqueen October 7, 2014

Life Pain

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

by Onyx July 19, 2005

Pain

Anal sex with no lube

The pain is just to much for him.

by B4k4 October 18, 2003